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punchtheflute wrote in smash_network
Well. I did it. My New Years Resolution last year was to gain one hundred pounds in my Pokemon form, and I did it. So, I'm happy about that. I just got weighed at the Pokemon center. I even beat my goal by ten pounds.

I think this year my resolution should be another hundred pounds. That would be good. And maybe to sleep a little bit less. I tried coffee today - It's actually kind of tasty with a lot of sugar and some whipped cream and some cinnamon on it.

[He's looking a little drained and sounding a little less enthusiastic than normal. Feel free to poke him or stop in for a visit. Once done with the video he will be watering plants. Like. For hours.]

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Are you sure that is... a healthy resolution? Normally I would root for you to strive for your goals, but I don't know if gaining hundreds of pounds is good for you!

Oh! I remember you! Hi!

I'm a Snorlax. The average weight of a Snorlax is 1014.1 lbs. Some of us are a little lighter, some of us are heavier. I'm a little bigger than that now, but I want to be even BIGGER than that. A snorlaxes power is in it's weight, so, the more I weigh, the better I am.

Yes! Hello!

Ah, I see! That's right. You were a rather large creature when you came into my office that day, so it would only make sense that you require a lot of weight if that's how you're built. I should apologize for the quick assumption I made there. Goodness, that is a lot of weight to carry! Does it ever get difficult?

No! I'm very strong. I can move around really easily. Snorlaxes aren't very fast Pokemon, but there's a lot of things we can do, and everything we do means we have to move all that weight around.

It must be nice to be so strong. You must be able to lift a ton...

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